NASHVILLE NORTH 2

 In the grand Irish traditions of drinking and rhyming, here is a double barreled review of Nashville North #2 in Warren.

Friday night and beers will be a fallin’

Warren’s Nashville North 2 is a callin’

Open the door, what did we see

Blue hair, flappers, and the smell of pee

Jimmy, let’s hit the truck and get a haulin’

-Anthony

There once was a bar called Nashville North 2

Whose insides were visited by the Bug Juice Review Crew

Wrinkles, Depends, a feisty old flapper

Old Spice, hair tonic, the stink of a crapper

The Crew’s two word review:  It Blew!

-James

PS  After peeling out of the Nashville North 2 parking lot, we landed at nearby McNeil’s Place to salvage the evening.  And it did.  Good band, cheap drinks and a frisky crowd.  Toward evening’s end, we gave a business card to our waitress and asked her to check out the web site and our previous review of McNeil’s.  She considered the card briefly and informed us that she had seen it before.  It seems that some schmuck ( in a desperate attempt to get anybody to notice the sight) had mailed a copy of the review and a business card to the owner.  The owner seemed most interested in the part of the review noting the service of his bar “left a bit to be desired.”  He shared this critique with the young woman now standing in front of us.  Instead of slapping faces or spitting in drinks, she smiled at us and good naturedly asked how we could say such a thing.  Considering how attentive she had been, and how cool she was about the review, I wondered the same thing.

   If that owner happens to see this review (I understand that Nashville North 2 and McNeil’s Place are owned by the same folks), I hope he gives our waitress a bump in pay and recognizes what a great representative he has for his roadhouse.

   We will be back...to McNeil’s, not Nashville.

Cheers!  Jim

Nashville North 2

13330 E. 10 Mile Road

Warren, Mi 48091